… i’m totally going to do this…
We need more people like thus in the world
I want this on my bedroom wall
Wear shirt that says, ‘Life.’ Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people why they would like fries with that.
Get into a crowded elevator and say, ‘I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,’ with…